Top 9 Ways Thanksgiving is Better Than Christmas
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And we're not just saying that because we're not cooking this year.
#9
Justin Bieber never made a Thanksgiving record.
#8
No one ever cried at church because they didn't get the right kind of Bratz doll for Thanksgiving, now did they?
#7
No need to rent a Santa suit! You're already plenty bloated.
#6
If you drink a bunch of wine on Thanksgiving Eve and then forget to hang up a sock filled with selections from the Target Dollar Bin, it's not such a big deal.
#5
Thanksgiving involves slightly less outright lying to the children.
#4
Thanksgiving = Kids eat too much food and pass out. Christmas = Kids wake you up at break of dawn.
#3
Thanksgiving = fancypants wine. Christmas = eggnog, which tastes like liquefied yellow fish tank cleaner.
#2
YAMS ARE BETTER THAN HAMS, FOOL.
#1
It's a guarantee your kids will say 'Thanks.'
