The Pros And Cons Of The Baby Mop

We’ve been hearing a lot about the Baby Mop, pictured above, a fuzzy costume that turns your mobile tot into a one-baby floor-scrubbing machine (it was initially a Japanese ad parody, until the guys at BetterThanPants.com started making and selling them for reals). Which got us to thinking: Does this thing have a downside?

Pro: Baby cleans floor

Con: Baby looks like half of a sea sponge

Pro: Baby cleans floor

Con: Product is vaguely humiliating

Pro: Baby cleans floor

Con: You have to justify not minding that the product is vaguely humiliating, because your baby is cleaning the floor

Pro: Baby cleans floor

Con: Sorry, can’t think of con, because it’s occurring to me that my baby is cleaning my floor

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