Top 9 Things Clarissa Never Explained
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Clarissa helped us through a lot. She introduced us to giant globe earrings, striped tights worn with Doc Martens and They Might Be Giants. But looking back, it's clear that she left plenty out, such as:
#9
String theory.
#8
How to paint charming, imperfect checkerboards over wallpaper.
#7
The answer to the question: Is it the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean?
#6
How, exactly, chemical GC-161 gave Alex Mack those secret powers.
#5
Where Beethoven got his ideas.
#4
How to convince your parents that the guy who crawls in through your window every day is really just your best friend.
#3
The capital gains tax.
#2
Why wine is so goddamn great.
#1
Where babies come from.
