Top 9 Things I Heard On "The Bachelor" That I Also Thought at My Kid's Last Playdate

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#9
"I did NOT come here to make friends."
#8
"Tonight is going to be the most dramatic night EVER."
#7
Incessant shrieking.
#6
"OMG! Sara is evil!"
#5
"That girl definitely needs to put her shirt on."
#4
Incessant sobbing.
#3
"Chelsea clearly wasn't prepared for this."
#2
"Why do we have to share? It's just ... not normal."
#1
"Please take a moment and say your goodbyes."
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