Top 9 Things I Regret Shouting In Public At My Child

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#9
“He’s not a pirate, he’s an amputee!”
#8
“WE DO NOT PUNCH MOMMY IN THE BOOBIES.”
#7
“Yes, animals have wieners! YES, EVEN GIRAFFES!”
#6
“WE DO NOT touch our butts and then grab Fritos!”
#5
“WE DO NOT feed Mommy butt Fritos!”
#4
“Cover your nose when you sneeze near the communion!”
#3
“The ‘Kama Sutra’ is not a cartoon book! Put it back where you got it!”
#2
“It’s not polite to fart AT people!”
#1
“PUT. DOWN. THE POOP.”
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