Top 9 Things I Want My Kids To Be When They Grow Up
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# 9
Mortician. Hellooo? Recession-proof.
# 8
Accountant. I can't afford to send them to college unless they help me evade some serious taxes later.
# 7
Dental hygienist. My insurance covers doctors but the dental plan is hit or miss.
# 6
Bartender. Hellooo? Recession-proof.
# 5
Divorce lawyer. Preferably to reality stars.
# 4
IT professional. I can't get Siri to talk to me, never mind update my stupid laptop.
# 3
Employed.
# 2
Oh god PLEASE not an artist.
# 1
Warren Buffett
