Top 9 Things I Will Remember This Memorial Day
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#9
My once-perky breasts
#8
My previously visible waistline
#7
Sleeping
#6
Going to the bathroom alone
#5
Showering more than twice a week
#4
Having a social life
#3
Singing along to songs other than ones from "iCarly" or "VicTorious"
#2
Driving a not-minivan
#1
Watching anything other than "Dora the Explorer" or "SpongeBob SquarePants"
