Top 9 Things Kids On Sitcoms Never Seem To Do
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#9
Fart, then laugh for 20 seconds.
#8
Stage elaborate Barbie orgies.
#7
Come home from school sullen and silent.
#6
Wordlessly play Halo for duration of entire season.
#5
Refuse to become best friends with kooky neighbor kid.
#4
Shower (despite their uncommonly glossy hair).
#3
Casually use potty in mixed company.
#2
Burst into tears for no reason.
#1
Ask parents to explain etymology of the word motherf**ker.
