Top 9 Things Moms Are Entirely Unable To Explain To Their Kids

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Sometimes the questions that kids ask are easy ("Can I have a snack?") and sometimes they're hard ("Can we pick a new God?"). Here are some things that kids—and sometimes their parents—will never quite grasp.
#9
Why moms are allowed to curse but they can't.
#8
Why dads are allowed drink out of the carton, but they can't.
#7
The electoral college.
#6
Why you can have four donuts for breakfast but never for dessert.
#5
Why the free mints in the little silver bowl at the diner are so inedible.
#4
Why alcohol is bad. Also, why alcohol is good.
#3
The difference between "lie" and "lay."
#2
Why "The Bachelorette" can never seem to find love.
#1
What cheese poofs are made out of.
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