Sometimes the questions that kids ask are easy ("Can I have a snack?") and sometimes they're hard ("Can we pick a new God?"). Here are some things that kids—and sometimes their parents—will never quite grasp.
Why moms are allowed to curse but they can't.
Why dads are allowed drink out of the carton, but they can't.
The electoral college.
Why you can have four donuts for breakfast but never for dessert.
Why the free mints in the little silver bowl at the diner are so inedible.
Why alcohol is bad. Also, why alcohol is good.
The difference between "lie" and "lay."
Why "The Bachelorette" can never seem to find love.
What cheese poofs are made out of.