Top 9 Things My 5-Year-Old Asks Siri

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#9
Why does Mommy take so long on the potty?
#8
Can you tie this?
#7
Why aren’t Apple Jacks dinner?
#6
How much longer in this timeout?
#5
What happens when Mom actually counts to 3?
#4
How long can a frog live in a pillowcase?
#3
What does “boarding school” mean?
#2
What’s a cabernet?
#1
Do you float?
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