Top 9 Things My Infant Appeared To Be Thinking On The Night He Discovered That He Had Feet
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To be fair, if I just learned that I had feet, I'd probably stare at them for 45 minutes too.
# 9
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
# 8
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ON MY LEG?"
# 7
"SWEET LORD, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!"
# 6
"LOOK I CAN MOVE THESE THINGS! I CAN F***ING MOVE THEM!"
# 5
"PUT SOMETHING IN THE WAY SO I CAN KICK IT! LOOK! I'M KICKING IT!"
# 4
"DOES MY FRIEND MONKEY-IN-THE-BOUNCY-CHAIR KNOW ABOUT THIS?"
# 3
"IS IT OK IF I KICK YOU IN THE STOMACH FOR 45 MINUTES?"
# 2
"THIS IS CRAZIER THAN THE TIME YOU SHOWED FUNNY MOVING PICTURES ON THAT BOX IN THE LIVING ROOM!"
# 1
"OH MY GOD THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE ENDS OF MY ARMS TOO!"
