Top 9 Things My Kids Have Done That Seem Like April Fool's Day Jokes But Aren't

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#9
Chose the following preschool outfit: sweater underneath bikini top with jeans, flip-flops and a tutu.
#8
Made me ice cream with ketchup for breakfast.
#7
Drew a picture of an obese witch-looking creature and labeled it “MOMMY!”
#6
Got a facial piercing.
#5
Carved an elaborate piece of artwork … into my dining room table.
#4
Painted brother in my red lipstick.
#3
Failed out of 7th grade.
#2
Brought a frog into my bedroom “for safekeeping.”
#1
Pooped in the bathtub. Twice.
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