Top 9 Things My Toddler Thinks Christmas Is

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#9
How every single day should go
#8
That day that Grandma brings him the exact same amount of presents she usually brings on an average Tuesday
#7
The Festival of Allowable Paper Goods Destruction
#6
A great way to send the cat into a nervous breakdown
#5
The day we learn all of those Naughty List threats are utterly hollow
#4
BreakfastSugarCrashMas
#3
Tricycle Day
#2
About two months long
#1
The only reason to live
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