Top 9 Things My Toddler Thinks Christmas Is

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How every single day should go
That day that Grandma brings him the exact same amount of presents she usually brings on an average Tuesday
The Festival of Allowable Paper Goods Destruction
A great way to send the cat into a nervous breakdown
The day we learn all of those Naughty List threats are utterly hollow
Tricycle Day
About two months long
The only reason to live
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