Top 9 Things You Should Never Say To Your Husband On Date Night
Email this list to your phone, which you should definitely not look at during your date.
You're not as cute as I remembered.
Did I tell you that last night I dreamt your mother died?
I still don't understand what you do for a living.
When did your nose hair turn gray?
If you bring the kids up one more time, I will bludgeon you later.
I just unbuttoned my pants and it feels great.
Would you mind trading places with the hot waiter over there?
I'm pregnant with sextuplets.
We should do this more often.