Top 9 Things You Should Never Say To Your Husband On Date Night

Email this list to your phone, which you should definitely not look at during your date.
#9
You're not as cute as I remembered.
#8
Did I tell you that last night I dreamt your mother died?
#7
I still don't understand what you do for a living.
#6
When did your nose hair turn gray?
#5
If you bring the kids up one more time, I will bludgeon you later.
#4
I just unbuttoned my pants and it feels great.
#3
Would you mind trading places with the hot waiter over there?
#2
I'm pregnant with sextuplets.
#1
We should do this more often.
Share this -blank-
 with your friends!
Tell us what you think: