Top 9 Things No Kid Said Ever

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#9
“Wow, Mom, you really hit it out of the park with this new casserole recipe!”
#8
“I shouldn’t be running with this lollipop in my mouth — I could choke!”
#7
“Since Mom’s not awake yet, I’ll read quietly in my room.”
#6
“I had an accident last night — but don’t worry, the sheets are already laundered and changed!”
#5
“I’m not sure this video game is age-appropriate for me.”
#4
“Is this the only vegetable we’re having? I really feel like I need some greens.”
#3
“Of course I’m not going to roll around on the ground — have you ever tried to remove grass stains?”
#2
“Thanks for the birthday clothes, Grandma! I was way low on pants.”
#1
“Who’s up for a nap?”
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