Top 9 Things I Said When I Realized The Birthday Party I Was At Featured Rides On A Llama

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Is this normal? Because basically the highlight of my birthday parties was Big Mac Container Stacking.
# 9
"OH GOD, THERE'S A LLAMA LOOSE OUT HERE. RUN YOU LITTLE F*CKERS RUN!"
# 8
"Rich people parties are weird."
# 7
"Wait, llamas aren't meat-eaters, right?"
# 6
"I'm 36 years old. How come I've never ridden a llama?"
# 5
"So, 4-year-olds can't ride a Big Wheel without a four-inch-thick padded helmet but rides on an unlicensed meat-eating llama are OK? This country is weird."
# 4
"Aren't llamas the ones that spit at you?"
# 3
"Or are those camels?"
# 2
"Siri: Is it llamas or camels that spit?"
# 1
"Twenty bucks the take-home goodie bag smells like a llama."
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