Top 9 Things That Cause My Toddler To Have An Epic Meltdown
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#9
His brother taking a toy out of his hands. But I got it back for you! For the love of God, do you need a formal written apology? HE CAN’T WRITE, DUDE!
#8
The car seat. You’d think I strapped him to a rocket about to shoot into space.
#7
A carrot. Specifically, me asking him to eat one.
#6
My boob. Specifically, me asking him to NOT eat one.
#5
Being tired. Sooo, wait, if neither of us wants you to be awake right now…
#4
Me talking on the phone. To be fair, kid, if you hadn’t shoved your shirt down the toilet, I wouldn't have needed to call the plumber.
#3
An empty bag of cookies. YOU ATE THEM ALL. How did you think this was going to end?!
#2
Going into day care. Every day, the shrieking. Every day, he loves it after three minutes.
#1
Me having to use the bathroom. It’s okay, I guess. I mean, we’ve all pooped with a child on our laps, right? RIGHT?!
