Top 9 Things That Cause My Toddler To Have An Epic Meltdown
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His brother taking a toy out of his hands. But I got it back for you! For the love of God, do you need a formal written apology? HE CAN’T WRITE, DUDE!
The car seat. You’d think I strapped him to a rocket about to shoot into space.
A carrot. Specifically, me asking him to eat one.
My boob. Specifically, me asking him to NOT eat one.
Being tired. Sooo, wait, if neither of us wants you to be awake right now…
Me talking on the phone. To be fair, kid, if you hadn’t shoved your shirt down the toilet, I wouldn't have needed to call the plumber.
An empty bag of cookies. YOU ATE THEM ALL. How did you think this was going to end?!
Going into day care. Every day, the shrieking. Every day, he loves it after three minutes.
Me having to use the bathroom. It’s okay, I guess. I mean, we’ve all pooped with a child on our laps, right? RIGHT?!