Top 9 Things That Go Through Your Head When Your Son’s Birthday Party Is Interrupted By A Large Brushfire Behind Your House
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#9
"Honey, how flammable is this frosting?"
#8
"You see that, Brayden? Our party has ACTUAL FIRE TRUCKS. Yours only had a bouncy castle. But whatever, I'm sure your parents love you too."
#7
"This totally tops every birthday party we've ever been to except maybe the one with the camel."
#6
"Shouldn't someone be calling the fire department? Whose party is this anyway? OH RIGHT! Jake get me my phone."
#5
"Note: Next year, do not hold the scavenger hunt in such flammable parks."
#4
"Why is my teenage daughter giving cupcakes to the firemen?"
#3
"Wait. Why aren't I giving cupcakes to the firemen?"
#2
"How are we gonna top this next year? Crash a zeppelin?"
#1
"The neighborhood knows we throw THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTIES EVER, WHUT."
