Top 9 Things That Go Through Your Head When Your Son’s Birthday Party Is Interrupted By A Large Brushfire Behind Your House
"Honey, how flammable is this frosting?"
"You see that, Brayden? Our party has ACTUAL FIRE TRUCKS. Yours only had a bouncy castle. But whatever, I'm sure your parents love you too."
"This totally tops every birthday party we've ever been to except maybe the one with the camel."
"Shouldn't someone be calling the fire department? Whose party is this anyway? OH RIGHT! Jake get me my phone."
"Note: Next year, do not hold the scavenger hunt in such flammable parks."
"Why is my teenage daughter giving cupcakes to the firemen?"
"Wait. Why aren't I giving cupcakes to the firemen?"
"How are we gonna top this next year? Crash a zeppelin?"
"The neighborhood knows we throw THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTIES EVER, WHUT."