Top 9 Things That Suck About Summer Camp
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Sobbing and saying goodbye to your kid for two months as he squirms to get away from you.
Lice. We know you’re itching your head reading this. We are too.
The likelihood your child will give you poison ivy. Which is high, btw.
The two months’ worth of new crafts you have to display in your house.
Mosquito bites in inconceivable places.
Debating endlessly that, no, toasted marshmallows ARE NOT a food group.
The jar of fireflies, contraband candy and filthy language your kid came home with.
Getting your kid back into the home/bedtime/school groove come September. Good luck!