Top 9 Things The Rugrats Taught Me
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#9
Nerdy kids always talk with a nasal voice. It's all that nerd-asthma.
#8
Cartoon babies are way more adventuresome than real ones, who just kind of lay there.
#7
Orange hair: All the cool kids have it.
#6
Dogs and bald babies possess very bumpy heads.
#5
Also, babies never wear pants.
#4
Some dads invent toys in their basement! But most don't, which incidentally led to my first real disappointment in life.
#3
For every childproof enclosure, theres a plastic screwdriver that can open it.
#2
If you thought kids were loud watching something in your house, wait until the movie comes out.
#1
A good rule of thumb is to be careful of people named Angelica.
