Nerdy kids always talk with a nasal voice. It's all that nerd-asthma.
Cartoon babies are way more adventuresome than real ones, who just kind of lay there.
Orange hair: All the cool kids have it.
Dogs and bald babies possess very bumpy heads.
Also, babies never wear pants.
Some dads invent toys in their basement! But most don't, which incidentally led to my first real disappointment in life.
For every childproof enclosure, theres a plastic screwdriver that can open it.
If you thought kids were loud watching something in your house, wait until the movie comes out.
A good rule of thumb is to be careful of people named Angelica.