Top 9 Things There's No Chance in Hell Your Kids Will Eat

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#9
Brussels sprouts: Even if you shape them into chicken nuggets.
#8
The healthy sandwiches you make: Even if you serve them in a bag with a toy inside.
#7
Fruit: Gummies don’t count.
#6
Calamari: Especially if you have any Squidward fans who can connect the dots.
#5
Peas and carrots: As soon as they're old enough to not need them pureed, it's over.
#4
Cauliflower: It’s unlikely that your kids will fall for the old “It’s just a Bloomin' Onion!” trick.
#3
Avocado: Unless you can convince them it’s the same substance used in sliming.
#2
Green beans: Now you’re just embarrassing yourself.
#1
Anything you cook.
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