Top 9 Things To Say To Your Husband During The NBA Finals To Be Purposefully Annoying

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#9
Why does he get three-points for that? Wait he’s just allowed to take the ball from the other guy? Why are you shushing me?
#8
That’s tonight? Sorry but we have the Middle School Tuba competition. Let’s get in the car.
#7
OMG REWIND! I think they just showed Justin Bieber in the crowd! Girls come see!
#6
Which one was married to Eva Longoria?
#5
You wanted to watch that? Sorry I’m having the girls over for “Real Housewives.”
#4
What? I thought there were seven games? You weren’t planning to watch all of them were you?
#3
I don’t care who “we’re” supposed to be rooting for – I like the guys in the red shoes.
#2
[Insert 20-minute monologue on sexiness of LeBron James]
#1
When’s intermission? Is Beyonce performing again?
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