Top 9 Things Toddlers Never, Ever Think

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#9
My shoes are on the wrong feet.
#8
Maybe I shouldn't burp in church today.
#7
"Because Mom said so" is good enough for me.
#6
Daddy really shouldn’t be my favorite because he wasn’t in labor for 19 hours.
#5
Weekends are for sleeping in!
#4
I’m definitely old enough to wipe my own ass.
#3
I notice that Mommy tends to get aggravated when I jump on the couch.
#2
Hmm, maybe I won’t put this frog in the freezer.
#1
The vibrating thing in Mommy's nightstand is not a toy.
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