Top 9 Things Toddlers Never, Ever Think
My shoes are on the wrong feet.
Maybe I shouldn't burp in church today.
"Because Mom said so" is good enough for me.
Daddy really shouldn’t be my favorite because he wasn’t in labor for 19 hours.
Weekends are for sleeping in!
I’m definitely old enough to wipe my own ass.
I notice that Mommy tends to get aggravated when I jump on the couch.
Hmm, maybe I won’t put this frog in the freezer.
The vibrating thing in Mommy's nightstand is not a toy.