Top 9 Things You Can Say To Avoid Volunteering For The PTO

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#9
“The doctor thinks it’s meningitis.”
#8
“The secret to really good cupcakes is adding a touch of weed.”
#7
“Tonight’s a bad night; my husband and I need to deal with those raccoons.”
#6
“Does anyone else’s vagina burn every time they laugh?”
#5
“Sorry, this is the babysitter. I’ll leave her a message though!”
#4
“There was some … unpleasantness. I’m not allowed back in the school gymnasium.”
#3
“Can’t I just lie my way out of this like I do with jury duty?”
#2
“No thanks, I don’t like to waste more time on my kids than I have to.”
#1
“Oprah said I should focus more on ‘me.’”
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