Top 9 Things You Don't Want to Hear on Christmas Morning

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“The good news is the dog didn’t pee on all the presents!”
“Um, Santa spelled my name wrong.”
“I thought you said you were going to poke the air holes?”
“You have to find where I hid your present! Hint: I hid it so well, I don't even remember!”
“Santa saved the receipts for some of this crap, right?"
“According to Wikipedia, this isn’t even Jesus’s real birthday.”
“Santa forgot to drink the milk, but there’s wine open on the coffee table.”
“The new lawnmower is really a present for all of us.”
“Mom, why does this say it's from 'Satan’?"
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