Top 9 Things You Don't Want to Hear on Christmas Morning

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#9
“The good news is the dog didn’t pee on all the presents!”
#8
“Um, Santa spelled my name wrong.”
#7
“I thought you said you were going to poke the air holes?”
#6
“You have to find where I hid your present! Hint: I hid it so well, I don't even remember!”
#5
“Santa saved the receipts for some of this crap, right?"
#4
“According to Wikipedia, this isn’t even Jesus’s real birthday.”
#3
“Santa forgot to drink the milk, but there’s wine open on the coffee table.”
#2
“The new lawnmower is really a present for all of us.”
#1
“Mom, why does this say it's from 'Satan’?"
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