Top 9 Things You Miss About Being Pregnant

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Pregnancy sucks. You have constant backaches and you can't eat cold cuts. But it does have some redeeming qualities:
#9
Seating = magically available, everywhere you go.
#8
Gluttonous hours-long fiestas of eating become not only acceptable but heartwarming.
#7
Stomach massages from friends and family.
#6
Can remove yourself from any conversation by claiming you have to pee.
#5
No matter how hard someone's day was, you can auto-trump them with "You know what I did today CREATED TWO BRAND-NEW HUMAN LUNGS but I'm sure your meeting was very difficult also."
#4
Can remove yourself from any conversation by claiming you have to throw up.
#3
Ability to have frequent sex with zero danger of additional pregnancy.
#2
Crazy savings on tampons.
#1
Can remove yourself from any conversation by claiming your water broke.
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