Top 9 Things You Say in the 12 Hours After Your Son Gets a Magic Kit
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Hey, you know what a magic kit helps you get done? NOTHING AT ALL.
"Hey, that's some pretty good magic, buddy!"
"No, I don't know where the purple ball went. You must be a wizard!"
"Wow, you're really into this magic kit!"
"I'll come see your trick in a minute, once I finish the laundry and making your lunch."
"I told you, I'll be happy to watch more magic, just let me finish your lunch."
"OK, you and the magic kit, out of the kitchen, now."
"OH MY GOD PUT DOWN THE CARDS AND EAT THE SANDWICH."
"YES I SEE THE STRING CHANGING COLOR. Can you not see that I am driving the car right now?"
"The magic kit? In the recycling outside? That's weird! Ask your father."