Top 9 Things You Should Never Admit To Your Kids
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#9
Adults are just grown-up children.
#8
I have the electric bill on auto-pay. I don't even know how much it is. I just tell you to turn the lights off so you know who's boss.
#7
I've seen a tree before. As far as trees go, that tree isn't that exciting. Stop telling me to look at it.
#6
You can walk out anytime. I mean, I'd eventually find you, but it's not like this house has an electric fence around it.
#5
One of the reasons I always tell you to get out of bed is because I'm jealous of how much you sleep.
#4
The only thing I'm more jealous of is how much you eat.
#3
Sure, I want you to go to college and get a good education, but I'd actually prefer for you to just win the Mega-Millions and share it with me.
#2
Your father used to play more video games than you do.
#1
None of you are my favorite. My favorite is the dog.
