Adults are just grown-up children.
I have the electric bill on auto-pay. I don't even know how much it is. I just tell you to turn the lights off so you know who's boss.
I've seen a tree before. As far as trees go, that tree isn't that exciting. Stop telling me to look at it.
You can walk out anytime. I mean, I'd eventually find you, but it's not like this house has an electric fence around it.
One of the reasons I always tell you to get out of bed is because I'm jealous of how much you sleep.
The only thing I'm more jealous of is how much you eat.
Sure, I want you to go to college and get a good education, but I'd actually prefer for you to just win the Mega-Millions and share it with me.
Your father used to play more video games than you do.
None of you are my favorite. My favorite is the dog.