Top 9 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman Who Just Gave Birth

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#9
“Don’t forget to treasure these wondrous and magical nights with your newborn.”
#8
“Is he sleeping through the night yet?”
#7
“Your husband’s taking a nap.”
#6
“Babies can cry up to 23 hours a day!”
#5
“Those jeans will never fit again.”
#4
“He’ll never get into an Ivy League school if you give him a bottle.”
#3
“Your nipples are bleeding.”
#2
“She looks just like Richard Nixon!”
#1
“So when are you due?”