Top 9 Things Your Husband Can Say To Get Some

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Sorry to be so long on the phone; I was talking my Mom out of visiting.
I emptied the dishwasher.
I didn’t know if you wanted an apple or pomegranate martini, so I made one of each.
Your ass looks great in those yoga pants.
Just buy whatever you want.
Oh, there’s a guy coming to the house today to detail your car.
It’s fine! I slept in last weekend.
You go take a bath, I’ll put the kids to bed tonight.
The girl from “The Hunger Games”? Eh, not doing it for me.
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