Top 9 Things You’ve Yelled At Both Your Husband And Your Kids

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#9
“Roll your eyes at me one more time and I’m taking them out with a fork.”
#8
“Forget it: The boobs are closed for business tonight.”
#7
“You don’t like my cooking? Feel free to hire a chef.”
#6
“If you have friends over while I’m away, I’ll kill you.”
#5
“PUT SOME PANTS ON ALREADY!”
#4
“For the love of all that is holy and sacred leave me alone so I can get some sleep.”
#3
“ENOUGH WITH THE FART JOKES!”
#2
“If you wear that out of the house I will pretend I don’t know you.”
#1
“If you don’t want to lose it, put that thing away.”
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