Top 9 Threats of the Modern Parent
Any more attitude and I’m cancelling your data plan, young lady.
Don’t forget to text me when you get there.
No earbuds at the dinner table.
Share your playlist with your brother!
I don’t like the look of that boy’s profile picture.
Keep it up and I’m Instagramming your braces pictures.
Those better be educational tweets you’re laughing at.
You’ve just lost your YouTube privileges, mister.
When’s the last time you Skyped with Nana?