Top 9 Tips To Be the Best Sports Mom You Can Be

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#9
Ask your son if his new cup fits okay. Ask him again like 18 more times.
#8
Bring healthy, organic snacks to games for all the kids. And an extra pack of Pop-Tarts for yours when you get back to the car.
#7
No matter what the coach is saying, scream the opposite from the sidelines.
#6
Show your team spirit by wearing an adult-size replica of your child’s uniform. It will not seem weird at all.
#5
Take up disputes directly with the ref. Of course you’re welcome on the field. You’re his mom.
#4
When your kid scores a goal, scream “IN YOUR FACE!” at whatever parent is nearest you, even if their kid is on the same team.
#3
When your kid scrapes a knee on the way to practice, brag to everyone about his sports injury.
#2
When your kid doesn’t get a trophy, have one made for her and bring it to the awards ceremony yourself.
#1
Don’t forget to post a constant stream of photos and score updates to Facebook during each game. We’re all super-interested.
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