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You eventually run out of excuses for not going to the pool, thus requiring you to actually wear a bathing suit.
Three words: Ice cream man.
The kids apparently want to eat “several meals” “every day.” There’s also some noise about snacks.
The part about the hot. Like sweating ass and boobs hot. All the time.
Steering wheel = third-degree burns. (And God help you if you have vinyl seats.)
Festivals. Enjoy three ride tickets and a funnel cake for $42.
Hearing about all the super-awesome vacations your friends are taking when all you want is to eat an unmelted Fudgesicle while huddled in the bathroom corner alone.
The way your kids are home. All the time.
Everyone sleeps late on days you need them to get up. No one sleeps late on days that you don’t.