Top 9 Absolute Worst Things About Summer Break
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#9
You eventually run out of excuses for not going to the pool, thus requiring you to actually wear a bathing suit.
#8
Three words: Ice cream man.
#7
The kids apparently want to eat “several meals” “every day.” There’s also some noise about snacks.
#6
The part about the hot. Like sweating ass and boobs hot. All the time.
#5
Steering wheel = third-degree burns. (And God help you if you have vinyl seats.)
#4
Festivals. Enjoy three ride tickets and a funnel cake for $42.
#3
Hearing about all the super-awesome vacations your friends are taking when all you want is to eat an unmelted Fudgesicle while huddled in the bathroom corner alone.
#2
The way your kids are home. All the time.
#1
Everyone sleeps late on days you need them to get up. No one sleeps late on days that you don’t.
