Top 9 Ways To Guarantee You’ll Never Be Asked To Help With The Book Fair Again
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#9
Stumble in carrying two boxes of wine and yell, "Let's move some books, bitches!"
#8
Instead of counting change, open the register and say, "Take whatever you think is fair."
#7
Wear an embarrassingly low-cut blouse and tell browsing dads, "Buy a book, get a look."
#6
Distributing Xbox is totally better than bookmarks.
#5
Yell to the PTO president across the room, "Did you buy the last copy of 'Cosmos Kama Sutra?'"
#4
Mention to random parents that their children would probably do better with a picture book.
#3
Toss the Eric Carle titles on the floor and say, "I'm going to start a burn pile for the sh*tty ones."
#2
Collect all the ones they made into movies and put them on a shelf called "Time Savers."
#1
When ringing up "Where the Red Fern Grows," loudly say, "You know both dogs die, right?"
