Top 9 Topics To Never Bring Up To Other Mothers Unless You Want To Get Slapped

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#9
How frequently your kid sleeps.
#8
How long your kid sleeps.
#7
How well your kid behaves in restaurants.
#6
How your kid is a quote-fingers “old soul.”
#5
How quickly you got your pre-baby stomach back.
#4
How you don’t know what “colic” is.
#3
How amazing your kid was in preschool soccer today, especially if you use the word “Olympics.”
#2
How effective your “hands-off” parenting style is has proven to be.
#1
How your kid has never tasted any kind of a nugget.
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