Top 9 Unspoken Rules At The Amusement Park

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#9
No one speaks of the back-sweat.
#8
Jean shorts + roller coaster = a two–minute ride to Chafe City.
#7
You get to punch anyone who pukes on you.
#6
The cave-boat ride is not for sissies. It’s for cooling the hell off.
#5
There will be no judging your Crocs. For today.
#4
If you wear a dress, you lose at life.
#3
If you’re about to say the sentence “Can I have $10 for cotton candy?” think real hard before speaking.
#2
Don’t look me in the eyes when you adjust my harness.
#1
NO, WE CANNOT RIDE THE WATER RIDES FIRST.
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