Top 9 Unspoken Rules At The Amusement Park
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No one speaks of the back-sweat.
Jean shorts + roller coaster = a two–minute ride to Chafe City.
You get to punch anyone who pukes on you.
The cave-boat ride is not for sissies. It’s for cooling the hell off.
There will be no judging your Crocs. For today.
If you wear a dress, you lose at life.
If you’re about to say the sentence “Can I have $10 for cotton candy?” think real hard before speaking.
Don’t look me in the eyes when you adjust my harness.
NO, WE CANNOT RIDE THE WATER RIDES FIRST.