Top 9 Ways Childbirth Would Be Different If You Gave Birth at A NASCAR Race

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#9
Doctors' instructions would be conveyed by wild waving of colored flags.
#8
Turning the baby inside the womb could only be done to the left.
#7
The lactation consultant would also sell funnel cakes.
#6
Birth certificate would be pre-filled out with "Dale."
#5
The pit crews would change my sheets in record time!
#4
Doctor would measure baby's weight, length and RPM.
#3
Birth would immediately be followed by me thanking Jiffy Lube for all their support.
#2
Delivery would be a magical moment shared by me, my husband, and 105,000 other loud people.
#1
Not much actually: Both are about 12 hours of waiting around for 10 minutes of something interesting.
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