Top 9 Ways Feeding an Infant is a Lot Like Having Sex
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And we're not just talking about the boob action:
#9
Half the time it's like 'OH MY GOD CAN WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH ALREADY.'
#8
The prep work takes longer than the actual event.
#7
It's never a bad idea to put some plastic down first.
#6
It goes so much better when no one is crying.
#5
Ruins perfectly good kitchen tables.
#4
It's only a million times more awesome when you play Lionel Richie.
#3
Cramming it in rarely works.
#2
Often goes smoother when your husband leaves the room.
#1
Mess is inevitable.
