And we're not just talking about the boob action:
Half the time it's like 'OH MY GOD CAN WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH ALREADY.'
The prep work takes longer than the actual event.
It's never a bad idea to put some plastic down first.
It goes so much better when no one is crying.
Ruins perfectly good kitchen tables.
It's only a million times more awesome when you play Lionel Richie.
Cramming it in rarely works.
Often goes smoother when your husband leaves the room.
Mess is inevitable.