Top 9 Ways The First Day of College Is Like The First Day Of Motherhood

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#9
You have to share a distressingly small room with a stranger you just met.
#8
You and your new roommate keep looking at each other and thinking, “Now what?”
#7
There may be soiled undergarments involved.
#6
You’re forced to wear identifying nametags.
#5
It’s just a matter of time until somebody drinks until he throws up.
#4
You can’t stop taking cell phone pictures.
#3
Your parents are there to be helpful, but you wish they would just give you some space.
#2
The bed that’s provided for you stinks compared to the one at home.
#1
You realize that all of the orientation in the world can’t prepare you for what you’re about to embark on.
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