Top 9 Ways The First Day of College Is Like The First Day Of Motherhood

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You have to share a distressingly small room with a stranger you just met.
You and your new roommate keep looking at each other and thinking, “Now what?”
There may be soiled undergarments involved.
You’re forced to wear identifying nametags.
It’s just a matter of time until somebody drinks until he throws up.
You can’t stop taking cell phone pictures.
Your parents are there to be helpful, but you wish they would just give you some space.
The bed that’s provided for you stinks compared to the one at home.
You realize that all of the orientation in the world can’t prepare you for what you’re about to embark on.
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