VIA: Peter Newcomb/Nickelodeon
Tap-danced all the way to school to bring someone’s forgotten homework.
Gave a sex talk while eating a banana.
Said “I can still be a hot mama” at dinner. More than once.
Practiced doing the splits while helping with homework.
Demanded her sons “shake their booties like they mean it” while taking out the trash.
Organized sons’ underwear drawer by color, last date washed and stain coverage, complete with color-coded chart, 3-D model and annotated footnotes.
Told both sons that she loved them, then hugged them.
Non-ironically said the phrase “Let’s get kickin’!” Proceeded to get kickin’.
Was the mother of two teenage sons.