Top 9 Ways Kate Embarrassed Her Sons Today

VIA: Peter Newcomb/Nickelodeon
#9
Tap-danced all the way to school to bring someone’s forgotten homework.
#8
Gave a sex talk while eating a banana.
#7
Said “I can still be a hot mama” at dinner. More than once.
#6
Practiced doing the splits while helping with homework.
#5
Demanded her sons “shake their booties like they mean it” while taking out the trash.
#4
Organized sons’ underwear drawer by color, last date washed and stain coverage, complete with color-coded chart, 3-D model and annotated footnotes.
#3
Told both sons that she loved them, then hugged them.
#2
Non-ironically said the phrase “Let’s get kickin’!” Proceeded to get kickin’.
#1
Was the mother of two teenage sons.
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