Top 9 Ways Kate Middleton's Birth Will Be Different Than Yours

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Her baby's birth will be accompanied by more trumpets.
You didn't have to worry about writing on the birth certificate "Lord Farthing Heatherington of the Welch-Cambridge Nigh Highlands" or what-the-hell-ever.
She'll probably spend less time on the phone with the insurance people.
Her anesthesiologist will probably be James Bond.
Royal ice chips taste amazing.
Your husband didn't take you to the hospital in a rescue helicopter.
By the time her kid is old enough to like them, One Direction will be totally over.
Baby crowns are ADORABLE.
Everyone will act like this thing you went through twice already is a huge deal now.
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