Top 9 Ways Kate Middleton's Birth Will Be Different Than Yours

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#9
Her baby's birth will be accompanied by more trumpets.
#8
You didn't have to worry about writing on the birth certificate "Lord Farthing Heatherington of the Welch-Cambridge Nigh Highlands" or what-the-hell-ever.
#7
She'll probably spend less time on the phone with the insurance people.
#6
Her anesthesiologist will probably be James Bond.
#5
Royal ice chips taste amazing.
#4
Your husband didn't take you to the hospital in a rescue helicopter.
#3
By the time her kid is old enough to like them, One Direction will be totally over.
#2
Baby crowns are ADORABLE.
#1
Everyone will act like this thing you went through twice already is a huge deal now.
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