Top 9 Ways Kids Are Like A Fireworks Show

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#9
Every year they get bigger and louder.
#8
They're generally easier to enjoy from a safe distance ...
#7
... with some wine, if at all possible.
#6
It's always the same music, over and over and over and over.
#5
Even the duds are still pretty cool.
#4
They're mesmerizing at first ...
#3
... but get old really fast.
#2
The big booms can be a little scary.
#1
Both should only be approached by a highly trained professional.