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It's Mexican Independence Day! Time to ditch the kids and paint the town rojo!
Take out all the stresses of motherhood on an innocent pinata.
Do a Mexican hat dance with all the hats your kids refuse to wear.
Listen, we could give you a bunch of clever ideas, but you know you're just gonna end up drinking margaritas so ...
Send a HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! card to Dora.
Wear a multicolored poncho and yoga pants without any guilt!
For one full day, celebrate the fact that spaghetti tacos make sense.
Start your own mariachi band using your baby's rattles.
Eat the worm out of the tequila bottle. Your kids do it like three times a week, so how hard can it be?
Fiesta? Siesta? Either way, Mommy wins!