Top 9 Ways My Kid Asks Me For A Little Brother
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People are always asking you if you're going to have another child. They don't really care one way or another ... but your kid does.
# 9
"I need a friend who lives in my house and isn't a chinchilla."
# 8
"You're doing such a good job with one kid, I think it's time you got serious."
# 7
"No offense, but I really feel like this whole me, you, and Dad thing is kinda played."
# 6
"My friend has two little brothers and he doesn't need both of them, if you catch my drift."
# 5
"Just FYI, I read that children without siblings grow up to hate their parents."
# 4
"BUT I JUST BOUGHT THIS TANDEM BICYCLE."
# 3
"I would love him so much that you wouldn't have to love him at all!"
# 2
"If I get tired of having a little brother, we can trade him for something from the Humane Society."
#1
"THAT'S where babies come from? PROVE IT."
