9 Ways My Teenage Son Is Like the Phantom of the Opera

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He's also sort of like "Cats," but that's probably another list altogether.
He plays his music SUPER loud. Apparently the “music of the night” is LMFAO.
He's totally into this one girl who has absolutely no idea who he is.
Has a tendency to destroy furniture; would most likely destroy a chandelier, if we could ever have nice things.
OH MY GOD always with the moping.
Wears an awful lot of black.
And a cape, sometimes. We're looking into it.
Spends 90% of his time in his room...
...and the other 10% of it lurking. Kid loves to lurk.
Face half-covered with Proactiv mask.
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