9 Ways My Teenage Son Is Like the Phantom of the Opera

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He's also sort of like "Cats," but that's probably another list altogether.
#9
He plays his music SUPER loud. Apparently the “music of the night” is LMFAO.
#8
He's totally into this one girl who has absolutely no idea who he is.
#7
Has a tendency to destroy furniture; would most likely destroy a chandelier, if we could ever have nice things.
#6
OH MY GOD always with the moping.
#5
Wears an awful lot of black.
#4
And a cape, sometimes. We're looking into it.
#3
Spends 90% of his time in his room...
#2
...and the other 10% of it lurking. Kid loves to lurk.
#1
Face half-covered with Proactiv mask.
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