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Spandex zebra-print club clothes aren't easy to find in maternity sizes.
The only thing more inappropriate than flashing your hoo-ha on the dance floor is flashing your hoo-ha on the dance floor while you've got a baby crowning.
Adding "What to Expect When You're Expecting" to a summer reading list is harder when you don't read.
Can't vodka with baby.
Hangovers have got NOTHING on morning sickness.
Let's face it: Jionni would probably flunk Lamaze class.
She'll have to hold on to her driver's license for a few months—taking the bus when you're in labor can be a real b@tch!
"Come to expectant momma" isn't a great pickup line.
Prenatal vitamins aren't served in shot glasses.