Top 9 Ways Things Would Change If A Mom Were In The White House

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#9
All schools and businesses would close for a nationally observed Day of Sharing.
#8
All foreign dignitaries would be welcomed with a princess or pirate party.
#7
All pink slime would be repurposed as spackle for bridge and tunnel projects.
#6
Investment in National Endowment of the Coloring Arts.
#5
Part of the interview process will involve handling a tantrum. If you don’t have the stomach for that, you don’t have the stomach to serve in the cabinet.
#4
Members of Congress would go on yellow when they're misbehaving. If they go on red, they're fired.
#3
For the first time in history, all politicians would be responsible for cleaning up their own messes.
#2
The White House would feature daily mandated Circle Time.
#1
Two words: Minivan Motorcade.
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