Top 9 Ways Things Would Change If A Mom Were In The White House
All schools and businesses would close for a nationally observed Day of Sharing.
All foreign dignitaries would be welcomed with a princess or pirate party.
All pink slime would be repurposed as spackle for bridge and tunnel projects.
Investment in National Endowment of the Coloring Arts.
Part of the interview process will involve handling a tantrum. If you don’t have the stomach for that, you don’t have the stomach to serve in the cabinet.
Members of Congress would go on yellow when they're misbehaving. If they go on red, they're fired.
For the first time in history, all politicians would be responsible for cleaning up their own messes.
The White House would feature daily mandated Circle Time.
Two words: Minivan Motorcade.