Top 9 Ways To Cover Up When You Accidentally Curse At Your Kids

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When a curse word slips out, have a backup plan ready.
#9
Clean up this DUCKLING mess. And, uh, all the rest of your stuffed animals while you're at it.
#8
HELLO, no you can't borrow my car! Goodbye.
#7
JAM it all to JAIL.
#6
Your friend is acting like such a GLITCH innnn the Matrix.
#5
What the FRIED DUCK are you talking about?
#4
Why do you have the TV so GOT HAM loud? Um, people who've got ham are hard of hearing.
#3
That's such a CITY thing to say to your little sister. Because they say mean things like that in the city.
#2
Stop being such a JUICEBAG.
#1
I almost stepped on your MOTHER DUCKLING's scissors! Please ask her to be more careful.